Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.
Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,
Phir Woh Khud Apnay
Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!….
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