Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam…… ;->Send This Sms To Mobile
Driver: Sardar ji petrol muk geya aey
Driver: Sardar ji petrol muk geya aey gadi aggey nai ja sakdi.. Sardar ji: ohhoho! Chalo koi gal nai wapas morr lo… ;->
Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?
Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
Sardar witnessed an accident & rushed to
Sardar witnessed an accident & rushed to assist the driver of a car who”s seriously injured. Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with breathing difficulty, “Please..call me..ambulance”.Sardar replied “Ok, ok Ambulance . . . ! ;->
“If U call ur mother as MUM
“If U call ur mother as MUM then what will U call ur mother”s younger sis and elder sis?” Sardar: “So simple, I”ll call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM”…
Two Sardars went into a pub and
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them. You cant eat your own sandwiches in here, complained the pub-owner. So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches………….;->