Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can”t Sardars dial 911?
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They can”t find the 11 on the phone!
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