Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?
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Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Ek Sardar 2 A Man : Yaar Musibat K Waqt Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap Banana Parta Hy … Man : Wah Yaar Bari Himmat Hy Jo Teri Amma Maan Bhi Jati Hy … ;->
Sardar: Cigarette hy? Shopkeeper: We don”t sell cigs. Next day, Srdr:
Sardar: Cigarette hy?Shopkeeper:We don”t sell cigs. Next day, Srdr: Cig hy?SK: Kal bataya tha yahan nhi bikty. Next day, Srdr: Cig hy?SK: Aby kitni baar kahun!NAHI HAi! DAFA HO JA nhi to hathorra sr py dy maaroon ga! Next day, Srdr: Hathorra hy?SK: Nahi.Srdr: Acha?To phir cig hy?:-P
Once a Sardar was walking he had
Once a Sardar was walking he had a gloves on one hand and not on other sothe man asked him why did he do so..? He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it wouldbe cold and on the other hand it would be hoT… ;->
Four guys, one each from Harvard, MIT
Four guys, one each from Harvard, MIT University, Yale and SANTA SINGH fromPunjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ? HARVARD Guy: It”s the Thought; because thought is so fast it comesinstantly in your [...]
If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter
If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him “Lofer” But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A Boy Dey Cal It “Offer” Feel D Difference..