Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?
A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!Send This Sms To Mobile
Raat nu 2 vaje c, Santa: papa ji,Sunde
Raat nu 2 vaje c,Santa: papa ji,Sunde ho..utho utho…utho… papa: kamine kyo uthaya menu?? Santa: tusi neend wali goli khaani bhull gaye c,,
Santa samose K andar ka masala kha
Santa samose K andar ka masala kha raha thabanta:Yeh kya hai?Santa:Boleto bhai doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai ;->
A Sardar & his wife filed an
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How””ll U divide, Ur 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR
Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic.
Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,”Why are you crying?” The first one replied, “I came here for blood test” Second one asked,” So? Are you afraid?” First one replied,”No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger” Hearing this the second [...]
Man: sardarji aapke paas mobile hai to
Man: sardarji aapke paas mobile hai to phir aapne LETTER kyu bheja.? Sardar- oye mene tujhe phone kiya tha per andar se kaha PLZ TRY LETTER, so bhej diya… ;->