What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
The Titanic is going to
Help…. !! The Titanic is going to sink…. Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God… Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship. Italian : How far is land, from here ? Sardarji : Two miles . Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools [...]
Pathan ko khawb mein kisi ne NANGA
Pathan ko khawb mein kisi ne NANGA kar dia, Sobha pathan ne apna HBL main bank accountclose karwa diya, Q? Q K HBL aap k sapnon ko haqiqat mein badal dega:
Sardarji goes into a store and sees
Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That is a Thermos flask.” The Sardar asks, “What does it do?” The clerk responds, “Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The Sardar says, “I”ll take it!” The next day, he [...]
Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye
Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi Likhnewala PEN Chahiye
Q. Why can”t Sardar dial 911?
Q. Why can”t Sardar dial 911? A. They can not find the eleven on the phone