Waiter: Would you like your coffee black…?
Sardar : What other colors do you have…?
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Louv Letter Hai Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
Sardarji goes into a store and sees
Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That is a Thermos flask.” The Sardar asks, “What does it do?” The clerk responds, “Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The Sardar says, “I”ll take it!” The next day, he [...]
Two surds go fishing. They catch a
Two surds go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore. The first surd says: “I hope u remember the spot where u caught all those fish.” The other answers: “Yes,I made “X”on the side of the boat to mark the spot.” “U idiot!”replies the first.”how do u know u will get [...]
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se
Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se? Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.