Two Sardars go for fishing..
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They catch a lot of fish and return to shore..
The first Sardar says:
“I hope u remember the spot where we caught all
The other answers: “Yes, I made “X”
on the side of the boat to mark the spot.”
“You idiot!” replies the first.”
how do u know u will get the same boat tomorrow.” ;->
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