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Try 2 understand n dont disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night i didn”t sleep thnking of u.
So don”t play with my life.-
Sardar was saying 2 mosquito
ardar comes back 2 his car & find a note saying “Parking Fine”He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole “Thanks 4 complement…” ;->
Baniye shayar ne arz kiya.Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kar gaya kharcha itna TAJ par Kambakht, Har din ek nayi Mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke BYAAZ par.
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.” Doctor:Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine. That Was My Signature.
After returning from a foreign trip , Santa asks his wife ” Do I look like a foreigner?” Wife– “No, Why r u asking?” Santa– “In London a lady asked me, are u a foreigner? ;->
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!