This was during the Indo-Pak war of 1971..
It was a time of Air Raids, and Blackouts Santa Singh bumps into Banta Singh – somewhere in the Pind, Banta is listening to the news from Radio Pakistan! on his transistor..
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Santa: “oye Banta tu dushmaan ke khabra kyon sun raha hai …… All India Radio kyo nahin?
Banta: “oye Maine socha dushmaan ki bijli phook kar uska nuksaan karoon”…
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