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Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche……
Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, “Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo” Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote, “O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->”
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop….. =P ;->
Who is a sardar……???……………….Someon who stares at the bottle of orange juice that says “CONCENTRATED. . . . . ” ;->
Sardar found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or the egg ? For what you order, will come 1st!
Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon? Sardar : Brother & Sister Interviewer : How? Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama :->