Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?
Sardar:Post OfficeSend This Sms To Mobile
Why did English teacher Slap Santa? Because Santa asked her: y
Why did English teacherSlap Santa? Because Santa askedher:y is bra is singular when it cover2& Panties plural when it coveronly one?
Q. How can you take the window
Q. How can you take the window seat from Santa going to London? A. Tell him that the seats going to London are in the middle row.
Why do Sardars have TGIF written on
Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it. Why can”t Sardars dial 911? They can”t find the 11 [...]
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.” Thirty minutes later the captain announced, “One more engine has [...]
Once asardar calls another sardar on the phone and
Once asardar callsanother sardar on thephone and says”Hi,Mainbol Raha Hoon”The other sardar replies“Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar,ithe vi Main Bol RahaHoon,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,-;>