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Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?Sardar: Auntie, it is H to O (h2o)! …. ;->
2 sArdars w3r3 crOssinG rAilwAy trAcks.th3y sAw a trAin cOming 2wArds D3M sUdd3nly th3y b3nd dOwn y?…….bcOz tHe trAin wAs sAying“jhuk jhuk jhuk”
Sardar : May I Come In Sir? Interviewer : Wait Please… Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!
Sardar looked himself in miror & said”isko kahin dekha hai”then he said “yad aya” ye to wohe kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album me meri bewi k sath hai….
Sardar&his wife buyCoffee in a shop, Sardar says,Drink quicly Wife asks why, Sardar says Hot CoffeeRs5 and Cold Coffee Rs10…………..;->
interviewer:ap kisi lerki main sab sy pehly kya dekhtay hain. sardar:o..ji..depend kerta hy k wo aa rahi hy ya jaa rahi hy.