Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven”
Even or Odd
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the “S”! 7
Banta: U looked troubled, what”s ur prob? Santa:
Banta: U looked troubled, what”s ur prob?Santa: Im going 2 b a fatherBanta: But, that”s wonderfulSanta: What”s wonderful! My wife doesn”t know abt it yet ;->
Sardar : Kal Mera Abba Kunwai”n Main
Sardar : Kal Mera Abba Kunwai”n Main Gir Gaye Aur Zor Zor Se Chilla Rahe Thay . . .“Bachao Bachao” 2nd: Ab Kaise Hain ? ? ? 1st: Theek Hii Honge Kal Se Koi Awaaz Nhi Aayi . . . ;->
A sardar wanted to sell his old
A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than 100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell [...]
2 Sardars Were Fighting After Exam. .
2 Sardars Were Fighting After Exam. . . Sir: Why R U Fighting . . ?? 1at Sardar: This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank . . . !!! Sie : So What . . . ? 1st Sardar : Even I Did The Same, Now Teachers Will ThinkThat We Both Copied . . . [...]
1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA
1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn 2nd sArdAr: 2 1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn 2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE 1st sArdAr: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k.