Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. “Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese.” “How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?” “ Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”
Two Sardars go for fishing.. They catch a
Two Sardars go for fishing..They catch a lot of fish and return to shore..The first Sardar says:“I hope u remember the spot where we caught allthose fish.”The other answers: “Yes, I made “X”on the side of the boat to mark the spot.”“You idiot!” replies the first.”how do u know u will get the same boat [...]
Santa Shouting 2 His GF
” U Said
Santa Shouting 2 His GF ” U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office….”
Srdr: I hav”nt slept all nite in
Srdr: I hav”nt slept all nite in the train. Frnd: Y? Srdr: Got upper berth. Frnd: Y did”nt u Xchnged? Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth.. > > > >
Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal
Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi kiJudge:1bar phir sochle beta,aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE…