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Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!! Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.
Judge: Y U”ve Stolen Money 4rm Dis Man? Sardar: My Lord I”ve Nt Stolen Money. He Jst Gave It 2 Me Judge: Whn He Gave U Money? Sardar: Whn I Showd Him Gun ;->
A Sardar G was walking with his sister..“and”someone told him that sardar g twadi behan bohat sohni hai..Sardar G said: Aho Par Saade Kis Kam Di…
santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye ………pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki. judge :ek baar firse sochle, aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it…Why???????????…because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.”
India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai, Bolta B haiChalta B haiKhata B haiMonchen hen us ki Pagri pehnta hai Naam hai uska… S=SardarM=ManMohanS=Singh;-)