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“Agr Tum Zaheen Ho
Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
“Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo”
Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,
“O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->”
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”. After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Banta Was Driving His Car In A Zigzag Fashion On D Road. Traffic Inspector Stopped Him.Banta: I”m Learning Car Driving.Inspector: Without D Instructor?Banta: Correspondence Course!
Sardar”s theory:Moon is more impt than Sun,cos it gives light 8 night when light is needed &sun gives light during d day when light is not needed
Sardar put his pencil in a bottle of HORLICKS! Why? He wants 2 make it Taller Stronger & Sharper
sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya! Boy: Woh kese? sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya… ;->