SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1. Strength: My wife, Jeeto.
2. Weakness: Banta”s wife, Preeto.
3. Opportunity: When Banta is on tour.
4. Threat: When I am on tour. . . ;->
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing” Sardar answered ” No I am Banta Singh!” Another guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered ” No No Me Banta Singh!” Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed [...]
There”s a funeral procession of a sardar
There”s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the “mayyat” are dancing the bhangra and singing and general “balle balle” is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage baraat. So one of them [...]
Sardar wins 20 cars from Rs. 20
Sardar wins 20 cars from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crore after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rupees back.!
Banta singh was in court charged with
Banta singh was in court charged with parking his carin a restricted area.The judge asked him if he hadanything to say in his defence. -They should not putup such misleading notices, – said Banta singh. -Itsaid, FINE FOR PARKING HERE.-
ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata
ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ? santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main [...]