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Shaadi mein Khana Khula:
Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.
Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.
Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?
Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.
Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga.
Santa ko police kyu Pakda?? Guess Why? ? ? Q K santa ne Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna tha
Banta was the official driver of a minister.Once the minister asked him, “Banta let me drive the car today.”Banta: “Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar which anyone can drive.
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies :Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I”ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O” bolo ta ra ra.
Sardar jii: Mujey apni betey ke liye kuch vitamins cahiye they? Clerk: Sir kaun sey doon…A,B,C…..? Sardar jii; Koi bhe de doo..Uss ABCD.. Nahin atee hai….