Shaadi mein Khana Khula:
Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.
Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.
Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?
Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.
Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga.
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