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Sardar”s Frnd: Oye Tera Ek Dant Neela Q Ho Gaya. . . ?
Sardar: Yaar Nene Ink Lagai Hai. . .
Man: Kyon. . . ?
Sardar: Kyon K Aaj Kal “BLUE TOOTH” Ka Zamana Hai. . . . ;->
Santa Was In Shopping Store. Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator? Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? Sardar: Haan, Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
Sardar once went out to a movie from 9 to 12 but came out from the hall at 10 Why..?? . . . . . . . . . . . Because, the name of the movie was DASTAK…..
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate? Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai. Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
Two Sardars are driving a Car………. One puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working…………. He puts his head out and says – YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO ……. ;->