Sardar”s Frnd: Oye Tera Ek Dant Neela Q Ho Gaya. . . ?
Sardar: Yaar Nene Ink Lagai Hai. . .
Man: Kyon. . . ?
Sardar: Kyon K Aaj Kal “BLUE TOOTH” Ka Zamana Hai. . . . ;->
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