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Sardarji was looking at wanted poster and was wondering :-
“SALA..!! wanted tha, tho fotu khichne ke baaad usko jane kyu diya!?!!”
After returning from a foreign trip , Santa asks his wife ” Do I look like a foreigner?” Wife– “No, Why r u asking?” Santa– “In London a lady asked me, are u a foreigner? ;->
Teacher-What is the opposite of “minimum”? Sardar-MiniDad
ardar comes back 2 his car & find a note saying “Parking Fine”He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole “Thanks 4 complement…” ;->
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &put warid sim.Thank you for calling ufone.