SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.
He picks it up and
Says “Hello, How did you know I was Here?”Send This Sms To Mobile
Santa Lost His Cheque Book
Santa Lost His Cheque Book Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur Sign … Santa: Oye, I”m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques … ;->
Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se
Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se? Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.
once a pakistani going on highway in
once a pakistani going on highway in FIAT car with 40 speed, suddenly a SARDAR GEE comes on HONDA 125, as he reached near the pakistani he shouted… OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYA…… and go away with high speed.. pakistani surprised but not bothered… after a while the SARDAAR G again come from front [...]
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer..! Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.? Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright..
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” Even
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven”Even or OddSardar: EvenTeacher: How can you make seven even?Sardar:Remove the “S”! 7