SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.
He picks it up and
Says “Hello, How did you know I was Here?”Send This Sms To Mobile
Talking about those days when there were
Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound “guooonn, guooonn.” He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. [...]
Do U know why a sardar ji
Do U know why a sardar ji keptthe door open while taking a bath? Because he was scared that someonemight see through the “KEY HOLE”.
What does a sardar do after taking a
What does a sardar doafter taking a xerox?……………………..He will compare it withthe orginal for anyspelling mistakakes……….;->
Two days of powercut in Delhi had
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Sardar: Cigarette hy? Shopkeeper: We don”t sell cigs. Next day, Srdr:
Sardar: Cigarette hy?Shopkeeper:We don”t sell cigs. Next day, Srdr: Cig hy?SK: Kal bataya tha yahan nhi bikty. Next day, Srdr: Cig hy?SK: Aby kitni baar kahun!NAHI HAi! DAFA HO JA nhi to hathorra sr py dy maaroon ga! Next day, Srdr: Hathorra hy?SK: Nahi.Srdr: Acha?To phir cig hy?:-P