Sardarji walking on a street vich has a Clock Tower ven sum1 asks him if he wants 2 buy d cLock on d Tower..
Sardarji says: Yes!
“Give me 1000Rs. n I”ll go get a Ladder”
The man Took 1000 n disappeared..
next day Sardarji is again walking along d same street n d same man asks him 2 buy d Clock.
“Give me 1000Rs. n I”ll go get a Ladder.”
Sardarji gives him 1000 n says “I am noT a fooL, Dis Time, u waiT n i”LL go get a Ladder”.
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