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Sardarji gets ready,wears tie coat,goes out climbs tree& sit on da branch daily
A man asks Y he does dis?Sardar said: I”ve been promoted as Branch Manager
A sardar on cycle accidentally hits a lady; Lady: Break nahi maar saktay thay!!!?. Sardar: Break ka kya hai poori cycle jo Mardi hai!!!!
“Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World” BUT… Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!” … ;->
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER” SANTA: Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER” & After Marriage We Sleep With Our “WIFE
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.
Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don”t you use a mouth wash?” . . . ;->