Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”
“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” ;->Send This Sms To Mobile
Sardar proposing a
Sardar proposing a Girl, terey baghair mein kissey din wee nayeen sutta, har raat khana nayee khada, tey hor iss toon wad kee dassan k ratee sutyan mein eena dinna wich kissey hor da naa wee nayee leya, bas tasveeran vekhda saan hun tey man ja k mein bas tera waan,(toon man ja baqi tey [...]
A news reporter gets news that 100
A news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen? Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak [...]
Sardar was writing something very slowly. >
Sardar was writing something very slowly. > >Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly? > >Sardar: “I”m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can”t read >very fast. >
Santa was inserting dog”s tail into pipe…
Santa was inserting dog”s tail into pipe… Banta: Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti…! . . . . Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon….
A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE
A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000Rs KI ZARURAT HAI. SARDAR-DOST HI DOST K KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10Rs RIKSHA KAR K PURSE LE AA..