Sardar To his Son: Tere Result Ka Kia Banya…..???
Son: Madam Kehandi Ae Is Class Wich Ek Saal Hor Lagna Hai…
Sardar: Phir Theek Ae…. Saal Pawain 2-3 Hor Lag Jayein , Par Fail Na Huen…. ;->
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