Sardar pUttinG dOgS tAil in 2 PipE.
2nd sArdAr:Abe kutte ki DUM kAbhi sidhi nAhi hOti.
1st sArdAr:Abe jAntA hu,
mUjhE tO Pipe bAnd kArnA hAi
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