Sardar put his pencil in a
bottle of HORLICKS!
He wants 2 make it
My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years
My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years He Never Used Glasses Sardar : Ya I Know Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
Santa and Banta were always boasting of
Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other.Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?Banta: Yes, I haveSanta: Well, my father dug it.Banta: That is nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?Santa: Yes, I have.Banta: Well, my father killed it.
Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian
Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written… BC 1760 !!!.
Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
Man sees Sardar-G standing in d midle of a huge feild of grass & notices, He is jst standing dere,doing nothing, luking @ nothing Man asks: Sardar-G wh8 r U doing ? Sardar-G: Em trying 2 win a noble prize Man: How? Sardar-G: Well I heard they give d noble prize 2 ppl who r [...]
Santa: Main Ek Baar Apne Bath Room
Santa: Main Ek Baar Apne Bath Room Main Susu Kerne Gaya Tou Wahan Sher Betha Hua Tha Banta: Phir Kia Hua…………??? Santa: Maine Sher Se Kaha………. Ab Tum Ker Lo mera to Nikal gaya…. ;->