Sardar put his pencil in a
bottle of HORLICKS!
He wants 2 make it
a sardar had 7 kids lekin un
a sardar had 7 kids lekin un sub mein sae ek different thaa jub sardar marnae lugaa tu uss nae apni wife sae poochaa “oh aub tu bata day yeh munda kis ka hai ” wife replied”oh jee yehi tu app ka hai”
Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye
Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi Likhnewala PEN Chahiye
1st Sardar to other, Yaar tum yein har
1st Sardar to other, Yaar tum yein har waqt cheenee(sugar) hee kyun khatey rehtey ho? 2nd Sardar, “Meri teacher nein kaha tha k beta tumhari zuban meethi honi chahiye” Samjhey!
Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao
Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao Banta-Kya Hua Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha “Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga” Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi Hai
Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic.
Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,”Why are you crying?” The first one replied, “I came here for blood test” Second one asked,” So? Are you afraid?” First one replied,”No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger” Hearing this the second [...]