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Doctor my wife is pergnant.She
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
SaRDAR:sochne vali baat he? SaRDARNI:kya? SaRDAR:yehi ki star tv vaalon ko kaise pata chal jata he? SaRDARNI:lekin kya? SaRDAR:yehi ki aap dekh rahe hai. “STAR PLUS”….
Hotel mein khana khake Sardar hath ke badle basin dhone laga…Waiter ne pucha, “Kya kar rahe ho?” Sardar bola, “Diktha nahi kya, likha hai Wash Basin”… ;->
sardar asked to a lady;”what is ur new car”s name?”lady replied:”I don”t know, but it starts with “T”sardar: u r very lucky, my car starts with petrol only.
Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do, Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai. Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do, Phir Woh Khud Apnay Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!….
Sardar Was Sleeping In His Bed Room With His Wife Why Are You Scrolling Down So Fast. Let Him Sleep With His Wife.