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Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”
“kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->
Santa”s father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
Once a sardar was looking at a “WANTED” Poster and was wondering – Saala “WANTED” tha to…photo kheechne ke baad usse jaane kyon diya?
WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE? A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS
A sardar sent Rs.100 unsigned cheque to PM”s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote…“Cheque is unsigned b”coz, I do not want any Publicity”
Y Do Sarda Jee Keeps An Empty Bottle In a Fridge ? Any Guesess ? ? ? Coz Its For Them Who Do Not Drink Cold Water ;->