Sardar ji joined “SUICIDE ATTACKERS SQUAD”
after 3 months training, he was sent to a mission with bombs,bullets, guns, knife and mobile phone. After reaching at enemy base, he called his boss on phone,
“boss 2 soldiers hein base mein. SUICIDE attack kar dun?”
Boss: “nahin.. wait for more to come”
Sardarji after 2 hrs: “Boss ab 50 soldiers hein, attack kar dun”
Boss: “haan ab attack kar do. n dont worry abt ur family. we will take care of them. befikar ho kar SUICIDE attack kar do”
Sardar ji bhaag ke dushmano ke beech gaye, “SAT SIRI AKAAL” ka naara lagaya
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and knife apney pait mein maar kar suicide kar di…
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