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Sardar found answer to the most difficult question ever:
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
For what you order, will come 1st!
Sardar”s Wife: Kurri hun Bari Ho Gayi Hai ,Koi Acha Munda Dhundo 30 Saal Age Ka Tou Ho Jis Ki . . .Sardar Replied : Agar 30 SaalKa Na Milay Tou 15 , 15 K 2 Le Awaan . . ;->
Newspaper mein news lugi k “50% of Sardars are donkeys.” The Sardars protested. Next day news lagi k”50% of Sardars r NOT donkeys.” The Sardars celebrated.
Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga Santa:Pilot Teacher :Q S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
Sardar asked his wife aisi baat btao jis main hushi b ho aur ghem b his wife replied aap ka lun aap k sab doston main bara hai
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more