Sardar at electronics shop:
Customer: I want a color tv.
Sardar: Which color? ;->
Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar
Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar par Gai. Wajah? Log Mayyat k Ird Gird Baraf Rakh k Ro Rhey Thy. Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola O Mama Uth! Baraf de Wekh Kine Gahak Aaye Ne.
Sardar&his wife buy Coffee in a shop, Sardar says, Drink
Sardar&his wife buyCoffee in a shop, Sardar says,Drink quicly Wife asks why, Sardar says Hot CoffeeRs5 and Cold Coffee Rs10…………..;->
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main
1st Sardar: Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis main ziada profit ho ? 2nd Sardar: Aisa ker sardiyo”n mein sasti Baraf le ker garmiyo”n mein baich de … ;->
Ek baAr Air indiA kA Aeroplane,haAwe mAin
Ek baAr Air indiA kA Aeroplane,haAwe mAin khArAb ho gAyA( which happens always) n pilOt ne AnnOunce kiyA ” yAtri Apna ApnA luggaAge girA dein kyunki weigHt jAydA hO gAyA hAi fligHt kA…tO batao sArdAr ji nE kyA kiyA?? ?????? Ofcourse yaAr luggAge girA diyA..! jAn|X hAr sArdAr pAgAl thOdi nA hOtA hAi
Two Sardars went into a pub and
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering twodrinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets andstarted to eat them. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,”complained the pub-owner. So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches