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Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se
Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain
Santa”s Girfriend: Meri Maa Apko Bahut Pasand Karti He. Santa, After A Deep Thought: Kuchh Bhi Ho Jaaye, Shaadi To Main Tujhse Hi Karunga!!
Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name? Santa : “Google Singh” Teacher: Y 2 Strange? Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector? Santa: Yes, I married her!
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree. Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badegi, Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators