Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na
Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha? Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun.. sardaarni: dont try to lie, know lips can lie but hips dont lie… =P ;->
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….
A sardar wanted to sell his old
A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than 100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell [...]
Santa: Main Ek Baar Apne Bath Room
Santa: Main Ek Baar Apne Bath Room Main Susu Kerne Gaya Tou Wahan Sher Betha Hua Tha Banta: Phir Kia Hua…………??? Santa: Maine Sher Se Kaha………. Ab Tum Ker Lo mera to Nikal gaya…. ;->
Sardarji goes into a store and sees
Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That is a Thermos flask.” The Sardar asks, “What does it do?” The clerk responds, “Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The Sardar says, “I”ll take it!” The next day, he [...]