Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na
In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced 1 2 3 Start. All Started Runing Except Santa. Coach:y RU Stil Waiting? Santa:My No Is 4!
Admi Sardar Se: “Insaan Or Sardar Mei Kya
Admi Sardar Se:“Insaan Or Sardar Mei Kya Faraq Hai” Sardar Replied: …… “Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai.. Insaan Nahi Hota” Point 2 B Noted… ;->
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.” Thirty minutes later the captain announced, “One more engine has [...]
Interviewer: Can u make a sentence using green,
Interviewer:Can u make a sentence using green, pink & yellow? Sardar:O yah yah ji y not. My phone rings… GREEN GREEN, I PINK it up and say YELLOW.;-);-)
Man 2 SarDar: yaar kal main tenu
Man 2 SarDar: yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.. Sardar: kyon chukan, jerha mey 30 Rupaiye de k gaana luwaya ai,ohnu tera peo sunega :p