Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
Autowala: saab! 30 rupiye huye. Santa: ye lo
Autowala: saab! 30 rupiye huye.Santa: ye lo 15 rupiye.Autowala: saab ye to beyimaani hai.Santa:Abay! Beyimani kesi?tu b to baith k aya he,aadhe Tu day… ;->
aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey,”agar maidan
aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey,”agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?” “Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN”
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady came and asked him, ” Are you relaxing” Sardar answered “” No I am Banta Singh” Another Guy Came and asked! ! ! ! the same Question. Sardar answered ” No No Me ! Banta Singh” Third one came and asked the same question [...]
A person went into the office kitchen
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on [...]
Doctor to a sardar: You will die
Doctor to a sardar: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.