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Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?
Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.
Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever What comes first – the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
On Airport 3 people were waiting one was hindu other was muslim and 3rd one was sardar…! hindu says to other two:-mere sahabzaade ko aana hai… muslim says:- mere nawabzaade ko aana hai… sardar says:- aur mere haramzaade ko aana hai……
Sardar ji opens his lunch Box in the middle of the road . . . . . Why..? . . . . . . . . Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office….
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.2.Weakness:Banta ” s wife,Preeto.3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.4.Threat:When I am on tour
Santa:yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?Banta:aeroplan e jab udte hue CHOTA sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete hain.