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Santa:My wedding is going to happen
Banta:Whats the problem now.?
Santa:My wife did”nt know it…!
Judge:is sardar k dono kan kat do!Sardar:nahi mei andha ho jaunga!Judge:bewkuf kan katne se andha kaise hoga?Sardar:mei chasma kaise pehnunga?
How can you recongnize a Sardar in the scientists, Oh its easy,”He will built a Generator that will use electricity to get started”
Sardar looked himself in miror & said”isko kahin dekha hai”then he said “yad aya” ye to wohe kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album me meri bewi k sath hai….
Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever What comes first – the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn”t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I”m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.