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Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao
Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha
“Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga”
Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi Hai
SARDAR:mujhy phonepay dhamkiyan mil rahihain, POLLICE:Kon hai wo?SARDAR:PTCL walay hain,Boltay hain k biLL nadiya yu “Kaat Dain Gay”
Santa”s father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
aik dafa aik sardar ne doosra sardar ke kaan main kuch kaha aur wo mar gia. everybody wondered wt he said. one asked him and he said bhishkoom…..
What”s an adult joke? . . . . Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old…..