Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
A – Ab
I – Iss
D – Duniya se
S – Sat shria kal. . . ;->
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. “What happened?” asked Surjit. “Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . ” “How come ?” “Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and Pakistan was being shown live on TV. “I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the [...]
Agar Kuttey aur Sardar mein english speaking
Agar Kuttey aur Sardar mein english speaking ka muqabla ho to kaun jeetey gha? Jeetey jo marzi laikin Yeh baat to teh hai k muqabla Mumkin hai.
Santa was driving car zigzag and rashley.. Traffic
Santa was driving car zigzag and rashley.. Traffic cop caught him. Santa- sir i am learning how to drive.. cop said- without instructor? Santa said- yeh correspondence course hai… ;->
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn”t tell me where.
Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
Man sees Sardar-G standing in d midle of a huge feild of grass & notices, He is jst standing dere,doing nothing, luking @ nothing Man asks: Sardar-G wh8 r U doing ? Sardar-G: Em trying 2 win a noble prize Man: How? Sardar-G: Well I heard they give d noble prize 2 ppl who r [...]