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call our language
D Mother tongue?
Banta: Bcoz D
gets 2 speak
Qus: What would you call a dead
Qus: What would you call a dead sardar in a cupboard..? Ans: Winner of the last year”s hide and seek CompeTiTion…
How do you recognize a Sardar in
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
sardar joins army, given a AK-47
sardar joins army, given a AK-47 he is damn puzzled so he asks the major “Sir yeh banduk ki nalli saamne rakhu ya ulti” Major proudly says ” Kisi bhi taraf rakho, fayda desh ka ki hoga”
Sardar:ye shesha jo baich rhy ho,is ki
Sardar:ye shesha jo baich rhy ho,is ki kyagarnty hy?Salesman:Agr ap isy 100ft se nichy phainkain to99.9ft tk nai toty ga.Sardar:chal fir pack karday..-;>
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, [...]