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you are distantly related to
you are distantly related to the family next door,
their dog is our dog”s brother.
Teacher:Can You Spell A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It? Sardar:Post Office
On Airport 3 people were waiting one was hindu other was muslim and 3rd one was sardar…! hindu says to other two:-mere sahabzaade ko aana hai… muslim says:- mere nawabzaade ko aana hai… sardar says:- aur mere haramzaade ko aana hai……
Son : We will soon become rich..Sardar : how.?Son : tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me how to convert paise into rupees… ;->
Q. Why can”t Sardar dial 911? A. They can not find the eleven on the phone
Q. How can you take the window seat from Santa going to London? A. Tell him that the seats going to London are in the middle row.