Santa singh: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
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Banta singh: Yes, I have
Santa singh: Well, my father dug it.
Banta singh: That”s nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa singh: Yes, I have.
Banta singh: Well, my father killed it. . . ;->
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