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” U Said
Santa Shouting 2 His GF
” U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me,
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office….”
Banta Was Driving His Car In A Zigzag Fashion On D Road. Traffic Inspector Stopped Him.Banta: I”m Learning Car Driving.Inspector: Without D Instructor?Banta: Correspondence Course!
A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why u married such a short girl. He replied our guru g says masebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hai
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Santa: Do You Know English?Banta: YesSanta: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?Banta: So Simple Yar.Naag Do Not Punch Me
Sardar put his pencil in a bottle of HORLICKS! Why? He wants 2 make it Taller Stronger & Sharper