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Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
Theif: There Is 1000 Rs
In The Purse.
We Can Take 50-50
What About The
Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarhan Papa: Kute Deya Putra Ao Terian Phuphian C.
A SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket for next station. Guess Why? Bcoz doctor told to him avoid “Long Journey..
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli “Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain”…….;->
What is common between Krishna,Ram,Gandhi,Buddha & Jesus?Sardar:-replied ….All were born on Government holidays……
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