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SANTA said something in ears of BANTA and BANTA died!!!
What did SANTA say?
Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said: Yes I did! Sardar ji: Well, it”s your lucky day, I found the rubberband . . . ;->
2 Sardars Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. . . Sardar 1 : What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. . . ??? Sardar 2 : Dont Worry, I Have One More. . . ;->
Mrs. Santa Don”t Like To Eat Green Grass But, Mr. Santa Likes.. Why??? . . . . . . . Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!
Sardar to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Interviewer: what is ur qualification?Santa: Sir I am Ph.d.Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.d?Santa: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.