Santa: pehlay main apni bivi nu FA karwaya
fair BA karwaya
Fair MA aur Fair PhD karwa ke hun wadhiya jai naukri lawayi aa.
Banta: Hun changa ja rishta waikh ke udha viyah vi karwa de. . .
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