Santa: My Dctr Told
Me To Drink Carrot
Juice Aftr A Hot Bath
2 Cure My Cold
Banta: Does It Work ?
Santa: I Don”t Know
Send This Sms To Mobile
I Can Never Finish
Drinking d Hot Bath … ;->
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