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Santa Lost His Cheque Book
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign …
Oye, I”m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques … ;->
Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga Santa:Pilot Teacher :Q S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings. He picks it up and Says “Hello, How did you know I was Here?”
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back
Banta: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?Santa: Niri Afwah !!!
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? Sardar: Haan, Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..