Santa ke ghar pe ladki ne janam liya…
Banta : yaar, jab teri ladki badi hogi to sab ladke uske peeche ghoomenge,,, use chedenge…..
Santa: oye tu chinta mat kar , mene iska solution dhoond liya hai….
Santa : mene apni ladki ka naam rakha hai.. DIDI… ;->
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