Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
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ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss
ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat [...]
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. “Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese.” “How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?” “ Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. [...]
Maths teacher 2 Santa, if u had
Maths teacher 2 Santa, if u had 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000 Rs in other pocket, wat would u think..? Santa : yar mai kithay abbay di pant tay nai paa litti..??
Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate
Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga.Banta: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon?